Guuuuuuuuuuurl, I visited the new Family Thrift Center in Willowbrook and the first thing I see when I walk in is the sign that says,
"NO PUBLIC BATHROOMS!"
"No hay baños públicos"
a n d panic attack.
a n d shit in my pants.
and all over the floor.
Who does that? Last time I checked this was America and 2012. With all those people out there suffering from IBS and Crohn's disease and public defecation anxiety, how can you not offer a public bathroom?
Plus a McDonald's is right next door, and you know people stop and eat at the mickey d's and then head over to the thrift store to shop, and WE ALL KNOW how mickey d's gives you the shits!
For Reals.
What are they thinking?
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