I visited the Half Price Books in Humble on a Sunday morning. First of all, if you're feeling especially gassy, I do not recommend you do your book shopping early in the morning. There were a few employees working and maybe another customer or so, but the place was dead silent! Where's the fucking music people? Maybe they forgot to turn it on that morning.
This review is only for the Half Price Books in Humble because I'm sure the BS varies at different locations.
The Humble BS had two stalls, one handicap. When you walk in there is a little seating area with a bench and then it looks like one stall was taken out so they could put in a hand sink. So the space where you wash your hands is long and narrow and only one person can fit at a time.
One of the first things you'll notice about this BS is that it is old and nasty. It doesn't seem well-maintained and almost feels like a gas station BS, eeek! The floors are filthy, the toilets are old and stained, and there are random splatters on the walls, yuck, what the fuck is that?! The good things I can say about this BS is they have a changing station and purse hooks and the AC is on full blast so it's sure to cover up any unpleasant sounds!
I'd also like to add that a few doors down from the Half Price Books in Humble is a Plato's Closet. I've only shopped there O N E time because the one time I went I all of a sudden had a shit attack! I noticed there was a door with a unisex bathroom sign and I saw an employee come out just in time. When I tried to open the door it was locked!!! I started to panic but managed to find the employee and asked for the key to the bathroom only to have her tell me that there was NO PUBLIC RESTROOM! Bitch shut the fuck up, I just saw you come out that bathroom now give me the god damn key before I shit all over you!!! Seriously. But no, she insisted that bathroom was just for employees. BULLSHIT, I bet she just took a huge dump and she's embarrassed to let me use it after her while the scent of her shit still lingers.
My point is that in that moment I realized Half Price Books was a few doors down and I knew THEY had a bathroom so I ran my little ass over there and made it just in time. The moral of the story is that a bad BS is better than NO BS!!!
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