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Some friends and I met up at Zoes Kitchen off of Shepherd last month and I was really impressed by the food. It serves mediterranean cuisine like kabobs, hummus, greek salads, pasta salads and tabouli. There are plenty of veg options and everything on the menu is so light, fresh, and flavorful that you walk away feeling full and satisfied but also healthy!
Their BS however was not so impressive.
It was visible almost from the moment you walk in the door. You know I like that! I hate it when it's a guessing game to find the bathrooms. "Hmmm... It could be in that corner, or behind that wall, or down those steps????" Because when I have to go, I have to GO! I can't risk taking the wrong turn or going to the opposite side of the restaurant or even asking someone where the bathrooms are! Just make it easy people and put up a sign. But please don't get confused when I say make it easy and do something stupid like put it by the front door!!! I seriously DO NOT go to restaurants that I know have their bathrooms located by the front door. I don't know, it just doesn't feel private AT ALL when you have to walk by the hostess and people waiting in the lobby. It's no good I'm telling you.
But Zoes BS was located in the back of the store on the right, past the soda fountain. There was a sign that led to a small hallway that was half glass so you could see people walk through the door and into the hallway and from there to the women's or men's room.
The women's and men's rooms were one stallers! They were nice and spacious, very clean, had a purse hook, and the AC was blowing so loud that no one would hear a splash or kerplunk or any of those special bathroom noises you like to keep private. Plus if any noise made it past the women's room, no one would hear it outside of that little hallway. No worries there!
The only other complaint besides the fact that this was a one staller BS is that there was no changing table and the women's room smelled like VAGINA!!! Ladies, you know what I'm talking about. Men, maybe you do too. I don't know, I'm not sure how a bathroom gets to smell like that, especially a seemingly clean one. But there was no denying it, this BS reeked of VAAAAG. Do I need to say anymore?
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