Bunker Hill HEB

Attention, attention, this just in... Bunker Hill HEB, GORG E O U S  BS!!!

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I had no trouble finding the bathrooms in this enormous store. There's a large Restroom sign in the front of the store pointing you down a hallway where you'll find a Family, Men's, and Women's Bathroom.

The women's room was like no other I've seen.  It was HUGE, spacious enough for me to do several cartwheels in a row.  There were six new shiny stalls, one being handicapped.  I poked my head in a few and they were all very clean.

There were purse hooks and a changing station and state of the art bathroom technology!  You know, the soup dispenses itself, the toilets flush on their own, the water is motion activated, and the best part are those new hand dryers that are super powerful!  The ones that blow so hard they wrinkle up your skin and you can kinda see what your hands will look like when you're 70.  They're new and exciting, but that's not why I like them.  I noticed that the bathroom was a tad on the quiet side, but then someone put their hands in one of those dryers and it was the perfect opportunity to push and let it all out!!!  I couldn't even hear my own shit hit the water, and who knows how loud my toots were!  Couldn't. hear. a. damn. thing!  Ten points to the person who invented those dryers.  It was probably a woman.

And one last observation, the bathroom was the most comfortable temperature.  Not too hot, and not too cold. Perfect temp to drop your pants.  That's right!  Good job Bunker Hill HEB, hopefully this is the new model of BS we can expect in all the new stores.