Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Walmart

* * * * Doin' The Potty Dance


I honestly was not expecting to find such a good BS at Walmart!  I think it really depends on which one you visit so if anyone knows of a * Full on Shitting My Pants Walmart BS, leave me a comment and let us know which Walmart its not safe to GO.

I visited the one in Porter, and there's a Walmart grocery store here in Kingwood I visit often that also has a fantastic BS.

I know Walmart went thru a makeover within the past 10 years and now most new Walmarts have their bathrooms in the front of the store, usually sandwiched between the nail salon and the eye doctor.  Remember when the bathrooms were located all the way in the back of the store close to the layaway counter???  I do.  Well in Porter they're located in the front, very easy to find with large RESTROOM signs you can spot as soon as you walk in.  That's so nice.

The first thing you notice about the women's room when you walk in is all the stainless steel. It's very shi shi ( this can mean classy OR urinate apparently, here it means classy). This BS is very aesthetically pleasing.  The bathroom is also very spacious. When you walk in the sinks are to your left and to your right is the stainless steel changing station and a stainless steel tampon dispenser, guuuuuuurl!

At this location there were 4 stalls, 3 regular size and one EXTRA LARGE handicap stall, all were very clean and pretty spacious, with hooks on the door to hang your purse.  There was a nice constant stream of noise from all the people in and out, flushing, washing their hands, and using those loud hand dryers.

Overall I felt very comfortable with Walmart's BS and maybe the only improvements that would bump it up to a 5 star would be to have walls down to the floor, a few more stalls, and perhaps some ear candy I can poop to, that always makes it more enjoyable!  : )  Perhaps a little Jason Derulo? Or some Nicki (Minaj that is), hell even Kesha would suffice.





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