* * * * Doin' the Potty Dance
Another good BS to report! I have to admit that I hadn't been to La Madeline in years, so when I visited the other day I had no idea what to expect.
The bathrooms were easy to find, at the Kingwood location they were found in the very back.
There was a men's and women's room. The women's room was spacious and very clean. There were 2 stalls and one was a large handicapped stall with a cute little changing table. Of course there were purse hooks. But the best part was that each stall had walls that went all the way down to the floor, which makes everything a little more private.
I don't know what it is with women and the bathroom, honestly. Not sure why when one woman in the group has to go then all the rest of the women in the group decide they have to go! Men don't do that. I HATE that shit! L E A V E M E A L O N E B I T C H E S ! ! ! Can't a girl poop in peace? I mean, I'm always up for some juicy gossip, EXCEPT for when I need to focus on my shit. So here's where the full walls come in handy, just in case your girlfriends or sisters decide to follow you to the bathroom and want to continue on the conversation. "What, I can't hear you, what? These walls are too thick, I can't hear a word you're saying." Problem solved. Now back to my shit.
One way to eliminate this scenario is to just not tell anyone you're going to the bathroom, just sneak away from the table, don't give those bitches a chance to join in. OR, if it's you and a girlfriend meeting for lunch you get up, LEAVE YOUR PURSE and tell her you'll be right back. If you leave your purse at the table then she will have no choice but to stay and watch it. Genius. Also, NEVER EVER go to the bathroom on your way out of the restaurant. At that point the other women will just follow you in there even if they don't have to go.
Oh yeah, the last part of the review, the noise. La Madeline actually has a recording of a woman over the bathroom speaker teaching you words in French. It's really cute actually and although it's not too loud, it's still some noise that can help cover up those toots and splashes!
Thanks La Madeline
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