I've got some family and friends that live in the Willowbrook area so when anyone wants to meet for lunch I always suggest Olive Garden. I fucking love their salad and breadsticks! But I quickly regret it. Olive Garden has one of THE WORST BSs!
At the Willowbrook location the bathrooms are right in the front, where everyone waits. I think this is an odd place for a bathroom. Olive Garden seems to always be crowded when I go and I
AB. SO. LUTE. LY despise walking past all those people to go to the bathroom!!! STOP WATCHING ME!
After I make it through the crowd and into the ladies room, immediately to the right there are 4 stalls, and to the left are the sinks. There's this narrow passageway between the stalls and the sinks, it's just not a good design. So where are people supposed to line up and wait? Because everybody knows 4 FUCKING STALLS isn't enough to serve the BILLIONS of people there for the lunch and dinner rush! Good thing salad doesn't give me the shits because everytime I go I have to wait for a toilet. Stupid. Where's the common sense people? Anyway, there's no where to stand but in the lobby outside the door really.
Besides the small space, the bathroom isn't usually well maintained, it's messy. They do have a changing table and purse hooks, but the WORST part of this BS is that it is dead silent! Actually I think it goes beyond that, everything echos!!! So your pee sounds like a raging water fall and when your shit hits the water it's like a fat person doing a cannonball! Seriously, maybe it's the tight space or something, but everything really does seem to echo and that's the exact opposite of what I want! I would like it if my "deposits" just blended in with the music, went along to the beat. Is that too much to ask for? Apparently.
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