This is a sad review for me because I absolutely L O V E Tin Roof BBQ in Humble!!! When I was a meat eater I couldn't get enough of their brisket and baked beans. Now that I'm a vegetarian, I can't get enough of those spuds with extra BBQ sauce! Guuuuuurl, and don't forget those extra pickles and jalapenos. That shit is goooooood! In fact, I love this place so much I actually had my engagement party on their large front deck. I'm telling you, it's the place to go for some good BBQ.
Anyway, it seems like everytime I go the place has expanded. They have a medium sized cafe area inside and a front deck outside that gets bigger and bigger. Now they even have a stage and a dance floor and two huge play ground sets for all the kiddos. A N D they have a banquet hall for large parties!
So you would think a place that seats ONE BILLION PEOPLE would have a decent BS (bathroom situation), but NO!
Now, you're not gonna believe me when I tell you this, but this place actually has just ONE SINGLE WOMEN'S STALL and ONE MEN'S STALL!!!!!!! I'll give you a minute to calm down before I continue . . .
I'm not shitting you, ONE FUCKING STALL! Who does that?
Here's the deal. The bathroom is easy to find, it's cute, it's spacious, it's decorated all country like, it smells good, it's warm, it's inviting, BUT IT'S STILL JUST ONE STALL for half a billion people to share. Seriously, everytime I go to this place it's a full house. And to really top it off, the bathroom is right in between the kitchen and the cafe so from the pot you can hear the employees talking and you can even hear some customer's conversations. Now I'm thinking of course, that if I can hear them, THEY FOR SURE AS HELL CAN HEAR ME! Guuuuuurl, we're talking meats, beans, casseroles, and all sorts of comfort foods that fill you with delight and a whole shit ton of GAS! Nope, this BS isn't working for me. So really the only solution to this crisis situation is to simply call in your order and pick it up. Take that shit (food) home with you and shit (poop) comfortably in your own home, in your own bowl. That's what I'm talking about.
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