Taqueria Arandas always sounds like a good idea especially on those Sunday mornings when you and your hubby plan on having a relaxing and lazy day together. But when you AND your husband both find yourselves running to the shitter 5 minutes after you inhale those Migas, you start to rethink your decision! Baaaaad idea, BAD!
Taqueria Arandas' horchata is really to die for and the main reason I go, but everything else on the menu is just so so. The portions are small which I like and the service is usually pretty good. But that's not why you're reading this blog...
Their BS is total BS! It's located in the far back left corner of the restaurant. There's a men's and women's room. When I first visited TA their bathrooms must have been under construction because it was a one stall bathroom and the box the new toilet came in was still in the stall. The next time I visited they had made it into a two stall bathroom! Thank God.
The women's room is fucking disgusting, to put it mildly. Like I said, there's two stalls but the bathroom is dead silent. There's purse hooks and a changing station and even a lock on the main door so if you happen to find yourself in a CRISIS SITUATION with a DIARRHEA EXPLOSION you need to tend to, you can lock that door and take care of it. The toilets and sinks are all new, but the entire bathroom just feels dirty and sticky! I can't explain why, I really can't, but do you know what I'm talking about? A sticky bathroom??? Not stinky, STICKY. And something else totally weird and completely FOU. UL is that there's always random puddles of water on the floor, usually somewhere around the toilet. Or IS it WATER?!? Gross. Who knows, but someone needs to get their ass in here with a mop and take care of this shit because it's NASTY!
I have this weird thing about being on the same level with something filthy or disgusting. Like if I'm walking down a dirty street or standing over a dirty drain at work, I'm ok because the filth is far away from me and I'm standing tall over it, BUT when I bend down to say pick something up off the floor or on the street and I'm level with the filth it becomes too much for me. IT'S TOO MUCH!!! Another example, standing OVER the toilet at home and scrubbing it clean, that I'm fine with, it's when I have to bend down and get level with the bowl and clean around the base is when I totally FREAK out! Taking out the trash, no problem! Cleaning out the trash can... totally nasty! The filth is too close for comfort.
This is what I experience at many bathrooms around the city. I can walk into a stall and at first glance, standing over the toilet, the BS seems fine. It's when I sit down on the toilet I start to realize just how close that waste bin is to my nose, you know, that OPEN bin with all those used tampons in it!!! Yeah, and the trash can on the floor is sometimes ALMOST touching my legs, GROOOOOOSSSSSS! And those strange, unknown puddles of liquid on the floor seem to be right under my nose. OH GOD, I'M OFFICIALLY FREAKIN' OUT!
Does anyone else feel that way?
Anyway, it's important to not judge a bathroom situation unless you fully experience it. And by fully experiencing it I mean sitting down on the toilet and taking a long nice dump! So that's my service to you guys. I'll go into any Bathroom Situation and I'll take that dump for you and I'll let you know where it's safe to GO! And I'm telling you right now, Taqueria Arandas IS NOT A PLACE YOU WANT TO GO!!!! And from what I hear, the women's room sounds better than the men's! I heard they had one toilet and it's a small one, and it rocks or moves around when you're on it! NO GOOD people, no good. So of course I would recommend you get your Migas and Horchata to go and take your dump in the comfort of your own home.
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