* * * * Doin' the Potty Dance
Another beautiful BS to report!
One night I told my husband I'd like to go somewhere cool, with great drinks and delish food, someplace with a nice outdoor patio and not too many damn hipsters walking around. We ended up at Cedar Creek cafe, bar and grill in the heights!
They serve a great selection of adult beverages, amazing food that is very veg friendly ( I recommend The Good Salad, Down Home Quesadillas, Hot Artichoke Dip, and the Frickles!), and the atmosphere is so casj and fun. You'll find people of all ages there, even babies! They have a huge outdoor seating area so you can sit outside on those 5 days a year when it's not too hot, humid, or cold in Houston, and you can actually enjoy the weather.
But this isn't about the weather or a restaurant review so I'll get to the point . . . the BS.
The bathrooms are located on the left side of the bar, easy to find and get to, you just might have to red rover yourself through the people in line for drinks at the bar, but no big deal. There's a men's and women's room.
The women's restroom had 3 stalls, it was relatively clean, but the best part was the noise! It was super loud from the crowd and the music, PERFECT. I just pooped to the beat. The bathroom itself was spacious, but the stall I was in was a bit on the small side. The doors were again those old looking saloon doors, I guess that's in right now, only problem was there was no lock on the stall I used or a purse hook. But because it was small I just stuck my shoe out so others would know, this stall is in use bitches! Problem solved.
Overall I felt very comfortable with the BS at Cedar Creek and hope to visit again soon, thanks Cedar Creek cafe, bar and grill!!!
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Goodwill
* * * * Doin' the Potty Dance!
Ahhhhh, Goodwill. It seems like most Goodwill's in my area are select stores and they are actually pretty nice.
Their BS is also pretty nice!
I frequent the one in Porter, but the one in Humble has a similar BS.
The bathrooms are located in the back of the store. The one in Porter is in the back left corner and the one in Humble is in the back right corner. There's a separate women's and men's room.
Easy to find, check.
Spacious, check.
Multiple stalls, check.
Clean, check.
Noise... well that might be my only worry. A tad too quiet for my taste, BUT everytime I've used the bathroom at the Goodwill I've always been the only one in there. Except for that one time when it was being cleaned by an employee.
I do have to say that I absolutely hate it when they go in to clean the bathrooms and they SHUT IT DOWN! Bitch, you better let me in because it's a knockin' and I will not hesitate to go right here on the floor, and no one wants to clean up that shit! Ten points to Goodwill for not shutting it down when they clean.
Ladies, there are purse hooks and a changing table, another ten points!
So according to my research The Goodwill is a very safe place to GO!
Ahhhhh, Goodwill. It seems like most Goodwill's in my area are select stores and they are actually pretty nice.
Their BS is also pretty nice!
I frequent the one in Porter, but the one in Humble has a similar BS.
The bathrooms are located in the back of the store. The one in Porter is in the back left corner and the one in Humble is in the back right corner. There's a separate women's and men's room.
Easy to find, check.
Spacious, check.
Multiple stalls, check.
Clean, check.
Noise... well that might be my only worry. A tad too quiet for my taste, BUT everytime I've used the bathroom at the Goodwill I've always been the only one in there. Except for that one time when it was being cleaned by an employee.
I do have to say that I absolutely hate it when they go in to clean the bathrooms and they SHUT IT DOWN! Bitch, you better let me in because it's a knockin' and I will not hesitate to go right here on the floor, and no one wants to clean up that shit! Ten points to Goodwill for not shutting it down when they clean.
Ladies, there are purse hooks and a changing table, another ten points!
So according to my research The Goodwill is a very safe place to GO!
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Beaver's
* * Panic! I'm Prairie Doggin' It
Guuuuuuuuuurl, Beaver's (located on the corner of Decatur St. and Sawyer) is a tasty place to go, especially for those breakfast tacos for Sunday morning brunch! And that homemade salsa. . . damn, it's good!
But oh boy, is it one of the worst places to GO!
The BS (that's bathroom situation if you're new to this blog) is BS (that means bullshit in this case)!
The bathrooms are located in the far right corner, down a small narrow hallway. There's a men's room and a women's room. The women's room is TI. NY! Be careful when you open the door because you might hit someone in line to wash their hands. You walk in and the sink is immediately to the left and there's two stalls right there in your face. It's really a tight space. The doors are interesting as well. They're like two saloon doors and the one stall I used didn't have a lock. I mean, no one's gonna walk in on you because it's such a small space they can see your shoes sticking out from underneath the door.
And because it's such a small space, everyone. can. hear. your. shit! YIKES!!! My strategy is to take a big gulp of an adult beverage ( I recommend the "Trashcan Punch") right before I go in because frankly, you care a little less about other's hearing your shit when you're tipsy. Am I right? Am I right? I'm right.
So thank you Beaver's for the Ahhhh. ma. zing breakfast tacos, but your BS has got to change!
Guuuuuuuuuurl, Beaver's (located on the corner of Decatur St. and Sawyer) is a tasty place to go, especially for those breakfast tacos for Sunday morning brunch! And that homemade salsa. . . damn, it's good!
But oh boy, is it one of the worst places to GO!
The BS (that's bathroom situation if you're new to this blog) is BS (that means bullshit in this case)!
The bathrooms are located in the far right corner, down a small narrow hallway. There's a men's room and a women's room. The women's room is TI. NY! Be careful when you open the door because you might hit someone in line to wash their hands. You walk in and the sink is immediately to the left and there's two stalls right there in your face. It's really a tight space. The doors are interesting as well. They're like two saloon doors and the one stall I used didn't have a lock. I mean, no one's gonna walk in on you because it's such a small space they can see your shoes sticking out from underneath the door.
And because it's such a small space, everyone. can. hear. your. shit! YIKES!!! My strategy is to take a big gulp of an adult beverage ( I recommend the "Trashcan Punch") right before I go in because frankly, you care a little less about other's hearing your shit when you're tipsy. Am I right? Am I right? I'm right.
So thank you Beaver's for the Ahhhh. ma. zing breakfast tacos, but your BS has got to change!
Hobby Lobby
* * * * Doin' the Potty Dance! (a celebratory dance I do when I find a good bathroom situation)
Shopping gives me the shits! I don't know, maybe it's just me? So why is it that my family and friends always think it's a good idea to go out to eat and then immediately afterwards go shopping?!? No! I'm gonna have to shit and I prefer to do that on my own personal throne, ok.
One place I wouldn't mind shopping at even after a filling meal of chips and salsa, enchiladas, and Micheladas, is Hobby Lobby!
You can find their bathrooms either in the back right corner of the store or up in the front on the opposite side of the registers. The Hobby Lobby in Humble has them located in the front, right past the floral section.
There's multiple stalls, usually more than five, that's always good! My strategy is to always pick a stall the furthest away from anybody else. So if someone's washing their hands, I go to the last stall. If someone's in that stall I use one close to the sinks. This way I don't worry about anyone hearing me. If only they would blast that classical christian music, the noise level really wouldn't be a problem!
The overall bathroom is very spacious and they do have a changing table and a bench for sitting just in case you have to wait. This way if you're prairie doggin' it you can just sit down and pretend you just need a rest until a stall opens up. BUT that's never been a problem for me, I've never had to wait.
My only complaint is the cleanliness of the BS at Hobby Lobby. It's not the worst, and it's not the best. It'll do, It'll do. So for that I give it 4 stars, thanks Hobby Lobby!
Shopping gives me the shits! I don't know, maybe it's just me? So why is it that my family and friends always think it's a good idea to go out to eat and then immediately afterwards go shopping?!? No! I'm gonna have to shit and I prefer to do that on my own personal throne, ok.
One place I wouldn't mind shopping at even after a filling meal of chips and salsa, enchiladas, and Micheladas, is Hobby Lobby!
You can find their bathrooms either in the back right corner of the store or up in the front on the opposite side of the registers. The Hobby Lobby in Humble has them located in the front, right past the floral section.
There's multiple stalls, usually more than five, that's always good! My strategy is to always pick a stall the furthest away from anybody else. So if someone's washing their hands, I go to the last stall. If someone's in that stall I use one close to the sinks. This way I don't worry about anyone hearing me. If only they would blast that classical christian music, the noise level really wouldn't be a problem!
The overall bathroom is very spacious and they do have a changing table and a bench for sitting just in case you have to wait. This way if you're prairie doggin' it you can just sit down and pretend you just need a rest until a stall opens up. BUT that's never been a problem for me, I've never had to wait.
My only complaint is the cleanliness of the BS at Hobby Lobby. It's not the worst, and it's not the best. It'll do, It'll do. So for that I give it 4 stars, thanks Hobby Lobby!
Monday, April 2, 2012
Local Foods
* * * Anxious Anus
I absolutely love the food at Local Foods! It's such a cool space and every time I go it's packed.
The bathrooms are a little bit hard to find. They are past the open kitchen in the back right corner down a small hallway, there's no sign. There's a single-stall Men's and Women's room. The door handle will say "Vacant" or "Occupied" so that's nice, that way no one will have to guess if it's in use and hopefully you won't get those people who like to rattle the handle and knock a bunch PRETENDING they don't know someone's already in there, in order to get you to hurry. I hate that shit.
The restrooms were very clean and very spacious and the toilet is pretty far from the door so no one should be able to hear any tinkles or plops! No changing table however.
Again, I just get nervous at places that are usually very busy and only have one stall. But, overall it's a decent BS at Local Foods.
I absolutely love the food at Local Foods! It's such a cool space and every time I go it's packed.
The bathrooms are a little bit hard to find. They are past the open kitchen in the back right corner down a small hallway, there's no sign. There's a single-stall Men's and Women's room. The door handle will say "Vacant" or "Occupied" so that's nice, that way no one will have to guess if it's in use and hopefully you won't get those people who like to rattle the handle and knock a bunch PRETENDING they don't know someone's already in there, in order to get you to hurry. I hate that shit.
The restrooms were very clean and very spacious and the toilet is pretty far from the door so no one should be able to hear any tinkles or plops! No changing table however.
Again, I just get nervous at places that are usually very busy and only have one stall. But, overall it's a decent BS at Local Foods.
The Chocolate Bar
* * * Anxious Anus
The Chocolate Bar is such a cool place! The atmosphere is great, but the Bathroom Situation...
The bathrooms are located in the back of the store; there's a single stall boy and girl bathroom and they are very spacious and clean. The bathrooms are separate from the main seating area but the noise from the crowd and the music they had playing made me feel very comfortable. Really my only problem was that the place was super busy and only having one stall always makes me a bit nervous. Other than that I'm sure most people would have no problem with the BS at the Chocolate Bar.
The Chocolate Bar is such a cool place! The atmosphere is great, but the Bathroom Situation...
The bathrooms are located in the back of the store; there's a single stall boy and girl bathroom and they are very spacious and clean. The bathrooms are separate from the main seating area but the noise from the crowd and the music they had playing made me feel very comfortable. Really my only problem was that the place was super busy and only having one stall always makes me a bit nervous. Other than that I'm sure most people would have no problem with the BS at the Chocolate Bar.
Thai Village in Rice Village
* Full on Shitting my Pants!!!
I met my sister and her newborn baby for lunch at Thai Village (in Rice Village) this week and I was shocked by the BS! Nothing makes me more nervous than a single stall bathroom situation, but if the bathrooms are nice and clean I know that if I absolutely have to, I can always use the men's room. But Thai Village only had ONE SINGLE-STALL UNISEX BATHROOM! It was spacious and easily accessible, but there was no changing table, no purse hook, the toilet barely flushed, and it was filthy!
My sister had to change her baby's diaper on the nasty floor in the hall because someone had locked themselves in the bathroom for ten minutes. Yikes!
So far this is the worst BS I've seen!
I met my sister and her newborn baby for lunch at Thai Village (in Rice Village) this week and I was shocked by the BS! Nothing makes me more nervous than a single stall bathroom situation, but if the bathrooms are nice and clean I know that if I absolutely have to, I can always use the men's room. But Thai Village only had ONE SINGLE-STALL UNISEX BATHROOM! It was spacious and easily accessible, but there was no changing table, no purse hook, the toilet barely flushed, and it was filthy!
My sister had to change her baby's diaper on the nasty floor in the hall because someone had locked themselves in the bathroom for ten minutes. Yikes!
So far this is the worst BS I've seen!
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