Sunday, April 15, 2012

Petsmart

* * * Anxious Anus


Visited the Petsmart in Humble the other day and I think the pets have a far better Bathroom Situation than us humans!  I mean visiting pets can GO where ever they please, whenever they please, and the employees just come up behind them with their little sanitizing spray and wiping cloths and clean it up!


The human facilities are found in the back right corner, right past the dog kennels.  There's a separate men's and women's room.

The women's room was quite disgusting.  Poopoo splatters all over the place and it seemed like old, crusty, built up urine had replaced the grout in between the tiles.   FO.UL! (pronounced FOWEL!)  And that was the women's room, can you imagine what the men's was like?!?  It's a known fact that women's restrooms are 78% cleaner than men's, sooooooooo with that said. . .

The women's BS had two stalls, one small and one handicap.  There were purse hooks and a changing station.  But you walk in to the bathroom from all the commotion in the store where customers are interacting, employees are talking on the loud speaker, carts are being wheeled around, dogs are barking OR URINATING, birds are chirping, groomers are clipping, and music is playing,  INTO DEAD SILENCE!

You know how I feel about that.  It makes me VEEEERY uncomfortable, to put it mildly.  At least have the AC blowing, or some soft music playing, SOMETHING, damn!

I also didn't like the fact that there were people in line for the groomers close by and they watched me walk in and out of the bathroom.  Gauuuuud, Stop watching me!  Who cares if I took a long time in there!  Everyone shits you know!!!


My suggestion to Petsmart, besides playing music in the bathrooms, is for the employees to take that little sanitizing spray they use to clean up after the dogs, and spray some on that tile!  And the walls!  And in the toilet! And then get a scrubby brush!  And SCRUUUUUUUB!!!  

Thanks!




I decided against taking an aerial view photo of the toilet with all the poopoo splatters.  In this stall there was actually no water in the toilet, just poopoo splatters! Guuuuuuurl

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